Ever wondered how it feels like to have shit on you?

No, i'm not talking about 2 girls 1 cup you dodo bird!

& yes, speaking about dodo birds, i meant their relatives, BIRDS. Pigeons, Crows, Manyak? (that black bird with yellow beak)

No?

ASK ME ASK ME!!!!


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cause it happened to me... not ONCE...




NOT TWICE....


BUT THREE TIMES! @@#$%&*(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@

Sway anot you tell me lah!

I wanna cry already please.


I still remember vividly how my virginity of being pooped on was given to some stupid sickening pigeon near macpherson.

I was in my lower sec days. (that's a good 6-7 years ago)

Walking along the factories area with my group of friends, trying to find some warehouse sale. (some smart alec suggested it.)

NOTE: GROUP OF FRIENDS. (& i meant like 5 people onwards)

& THEN IT HAPPENED.

i was just a little innocent girl walking under a big tree, talking happily to my friend when..





his mother!!! @@#$$^%#@ on my head leh!!!! my pooor poooooor beautiful forehead and fringe.

I just froze for like 2 mins after the terrorizing poop fell on my head.

poor thing hor.

It seems like they have this thing about shitting on humans just like how they like to shit on cars.
& so being a nice girl.. i thought, maybe that bird really cannot control his poop already.. and sadly, went to the nearest toilet to clean it away while trying to shake off my friends' laughter.

2nd time!!

i was waiting outside bishan mrt for my mum to come pick me up for dinner. you know,just silently waiting..


FOR more than 20 MINS.

so happen, i was under a tree.. cause she told me to wait further up the bus stop which was totally covered by trees. (i didnt think that she would take such a long time since bishan is a good 5 mins away only from my house)

Suddenly i noticed something falling from the trees and figured to myself, is it bird poo?!?!

I HURRIED AWAY FROM THE TREE


but guess what....




Duno the bird is lausai-ing anot.. but it SHIT damn alot lah!! kaos.

it happened so fast that my shoulder, bag and calf kenna. crazy bird!!!

I WAS SO MAD CAUSE IT WAS THE 2ND TIME.


but NEH MIND.

3rd time

this is the final straw i tell you.

I WAS WALKING TO CINELEISURE. just yesterday.

you know just ops cali fitness, there is this stretch that is always so crowded and covered with trees?

WELL, IT WAS FREAKING CROWDED and i was brushing my shoulders against everyone around me.

BUT BUT BUT.. :(

i still kenna. On my shoulder this time. :(

pity me already right..

there should be this sign all around cine!


bumped into Jessica - underage-girl in the toilet and she told me she also kenna before.

people, must be careful okay?


FROM TODAY onwards,

I OFFICIALLY DECLARE WAR WITH BIRDS.

I'm going to ignore them

I'm not going to say they are cute

I'm going to avoid them at all costs

I'm going to avoid standing under trees.